This has been a long time coming. Why did it go on for so long? *Adolf warned us off the Browning nearly seventy years ago:
Hitlergram No. 136
HITLER:
Who has been giffing mein Afrika Korps zer drag clothes!
HIMMLER:
It vos me meiner Führer.
HITLER:
You dumb kopf!! You silly Nana, vy zer poofs do ve have in zer army!
HIMMLER:
Nix poofs, zese are drag artists, zey are training to keep up zer morale of zer boys.
HITLER:
Vot I hear zer boys have all be up zer drag artists, how can mein Afrika Korps make shoot bang fire fight vit zer sore arses.
HIMMLER:
Zey like it mein Führer.
HITLER:
Like it? Zey must stop it!!! No more zer brown hatting until zer final victory. Give zer order. Stop all zer Browning!
*(Courtesy of Spike Milligan)
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